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Ever feel alone in your journey through life? Sometimes you feel the comfort in others, but its the times where they slowly fade away from you that you wonder what your doing. Am I doing the right thing or did I do something wrong? I just don't know any more. I hope you've found yourself and your happy where your at. Cause I know I'm not.... and thats all I feel..... my feelings haven't left but merely on hold in order to explore my position. I hate this feeling... it chews me up and splits me out everytime.... Like that feeling you get when you loose something close to you. Small but interruptive tremors within my stomach wanting to jump out and slap me down in my place. Why do I feel like this? It somehow sprouts out of love.... but could easily cut like thorns.... I doubt myself and my personality ... I doubt my actions and thoughts at this point..... Nice .... good job mongo...

With all that aside I feel somehow in a spiral of fate. Or is it indecisiveness. Oh well, at least we have an undeclared president of the United States but not without some lawsuits here and there. Deception in the eyes of those who have trusted their vote in a president elect. Hmm... and people wonder why I voted for Nader. Why you say? Now you see why.... why should I trust someone who can't take people's word for it? Good job people, way to elect someone who doesn't care about the actual election but only wanting to increase his chances of winning a lost election.

I think if it wasnt for Jay Leno and Conan Obrian I would have vegetated in my chair a long long time ago. Just dying of boredom and pork rinds.... haha... Ever deep fry a turkey? Sounds fun to me... if I could rebuild my kitchen it would have a massive deep fryer where you could deep fry a whole cow and its calf. damn that would be sweet. Shock therapy is what I need or maybe a therapist?

I'm reading up on how we finally have a certified winner for the Florida election. "Dub-yah" winning by only 537 votes. DAMN! That's like as many people as you know. So if you have relatives in FLorida, tell them to vote properly next time and maybe we wouldnt have such a hard time counting. Speaking of presidential election, I think I have alot of Filipino pride in reading that there's an impeachment for the current president Joseph Estrada. Its also kinda nice that its the Vice President leading the charge against Estrada. "Vice-President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, who is leading a nationwide campaign to persuade Estrada to resign, on Sunday warned against the use of violence to force out Estrada." (CNN.com) Gee, Violence in the Philippines? No way!! I think it was yesterday at the dinner table that I said that if I were an official elect, I'd easily be persuaded to one side or the other based on bribes. I mean, why not? Why be a fair and moral person that would make minimum wage if you just get bribes for voting the way your going to vote anyways. Just don't take bribes which favor something you don't believe in anyways. Who cares.

Whats the real difference in anything in the entire world anyways. Like this morning, I learned that Roudolph the Red nosed reigndeer was written for a certain department store. Hmm thats great. Now that Christmas is just a retail holiday and that Santa is just a mythical man made up by malls across America, whats the point? I can't see one from here.

Thank the lord. W finally won. Now we're gonna have someone whine and whine more about the election. We need a recount or something like that. All of you should just shut up and take it like a man. What's the use of voting if your going to just have it recounted or change the rules as you move along. Now there's going to be a recount in New Jersey as well. Hmm ..... Sore loosers / winners... Just face it people, the new president is "Dub-Yah dub-yah dub-yah dot com". Good, now that's all settled... who's responsible for taking so much money out of my pay-check!!! Someone better be Impeached before I come down to DC and layeth the smacketh down!! haha

I finally get to see the morning crew of Z100. They are just wierd. John Bell is an aged old man. Elvis is just Elvis but the others are just different then you would imagine. Geez. I think radio personalities should just stay radio personalities. hehe. What else are you gonna do, you know?

i finally got a digital camera ... Ooo yeah ... nice .. im mad tired, so i'll make this short ... CUstomERs SUCK !!!

Turkey Day!! ... wow ... feels great.... great like taking a gigantic dump after a huge meal. Yum. Somehow I wasn't feelin' it. Maybe its because we're all getting older. You know, when nothing matters anymore except money and the honey? I get to work tomorrow at 6am .... Greaaat... another day of shoveling more bullsnatch to customers.... hundreds of them. If I come back to this blogger and tell a story.... then

Whoa.... I love watching Gladiator .... sucha phatttie 2 battie movie. Damn. Another movie that stunned me as amazing is Apocolypse Now. MAD nice. About the viet cong and all the charlies that died unneccessarily. That was the best part. Plus that and the psyco officer who brought his troups in to nuke a small ass villiage just for the good surfing conditions. Maybe I should get that movie on DVD as well. This whole DVD thing is mad addicting. I can't stop. Fudge muffin.

Oh yeah I almost forgot. To the Mutha Fucka who is from Pennsylvania driving a minivan on his/her way to Newark Airport on Sunday at around 5:20pm. FUCK YOU and your piece of crap on four wheels. I happened to be the one you almost killed changing lanes cause your blind as Stevey Wonder in the Dark. Fuck You and Have a Fuckin' Good Thanksgivng. Oh Yeah, maybe you can ask Santa to get you driving lessons before I come down to your car and shove it up your ass. Actually no. Your not that lucky, I'm gonna shine your van up REAL nice for you with wax and everything. With those new shiney wheels you got, I'm gonna flip it over and that's its on it's side. You know cause you like your van and all. I'm gonna give it right back to you and SHOVE IT UP YOUR CANDY ASS. Its True Its True..... That reminds me ... is HHH dead?

"Tell me the truth, watcha gonna do with one shoelace..... Floss yah ass? HAHA " - Martin Lawrence (Blue Streak) -

"Losing is nature's way of saying you SUCK!!" -someone's t-shirt-

Last night was the funniest thing. I was watching the Survivor Series like a good little WFF fan I am. Did anyone catch HHH dying at the hands of Stone Cold? Holy Shnapples .... that was crazy. He's probably paralized or something like that. Still the Undertaker should have won his match with Against Kurt Angle. Its True ... Its True...

What the hell was I writing to myself on Saturday night? I guess that's what happens. Kids, don't try this at home. Don't drink snapple and drive, its dangerous. Its also dangerous to have singles in your pocket as a stripper is doing her set. But that's another story. I happened to tell one over my very good friends at school, John, that ....." if everyone was as friendly as a stipper... the world would be a better place." Although this does hold some water, my bubble bursts when I realize that they're out for your money. Yeah Dammit. Hard earned money I gained from standing around at work. That's Sales Counselor ......Biz-nitch..... Class cancelled weds ... YES!!! Also Jen's Brithday ... Oo ... what should I get her? Turning 21 ... how special ... now she can drink for the first time... hehe ... yeah right... my funniest memory with her was probably that night we were tag teaming praying to the procelin gods. Not GOOd .... but kinda funny later on. Does she even like me anymore? eh... geez .. this sucks...

" Always have a backup Binkie " -Al Roker-

Hey look I'm almost done with my snapple .... Nite NIte

o yeah ... before I go to bed in a drunken stooper .. Happy Birthday to my Cousin Paul ..... and o yeah .. i miss Jen .....

For I am Drunk and Drinking Mango Madness snapple...... Note to self ... i miss Jen.......

me hungry

Depressed? Why Yes I am. First off I'd like to say that... Why the hell can't I get a break and get the customers who'd like to spend money? I mean... I'm a nice guy ... whut-da-deal. Item two is that ... school sucks and always will for me. There. Item number three is a little bit more sensitive.

I'm very confused about something and I'm not sure how to put it. I think I've done what I can till this point and I don't have much to show for it. I have a handful of memories that I'll keep forever but I also have a handful of doubt of my place. It seems to be eating me inside out day to day, which doesn't feel Kosher at all. That's why I chose not to chill tonight with friends in order to re-evaluate my situation. Mindful, my thoughts are all towards it but my actions are hessitant. Recieving it is just the same. I can't force it to work but somehow I'd like to. Or maybe its the timing in my life. As usual, not achieving the happiness that I see in everyone else, or maybe its just postponed. Just a slight laugh or giggle will send me higher, but reality tells me I'm hiding from the truth. Slowly but surely I'll keep my mind on the better, which will either hurt me or fill my emptiness. So now its just ..... just ... still..... undisturbed lake .... undisturbed forrest. Just waiting in silence ......

waiting for GT2 preview to download ... I need DSL now dammit. Actually I would like to go see "How the Grinch stole Christmas" because Jim Carrey is a funny fun fun of a man. Maybe I should watch it with a significant other. hehe.

Let me just tell you people one thing. Being educated about the products you buy is a good idea as a consumer but I'm asking you... why the hell would you educate yourself about the product only to ask the salesperson the same crap you already know. I hate to break it to all of you, but the best customer is the uninformed customer. All you people who read up on one product and then ask the sales person about it are just asses. 9 times out of 10 that sales person won't know as much as you do. Here's an example of a customer I had today.

Customer Bitch: " .......so what are the reviews on it?"
Mongo: "Reviews?"
Customer Bitch: "yeah you know, consumer reports!"
Mongo: "I haven't read of any reviews about it."
Customer Bitch: "well .... WELL is there anyone here who would know about the consumer reports and reviews on this camera?"
Mongo: "NO."

See. That's just rude. Not by my standpoint, but hers. If it didn't occur to you lady that I'm resonsible for hundreds of other products out on the floor. Until the day it says "Nikon Camera Specialist" on my forehead then I'm not gonna give two shits about a 100 dolla camera thats gonna pay me 2 dollars and your not even going to buy today cause your a stingy bitch who wants to save 2 dollars between stores and wants to know as much as possible about it and probably not even buy it ever cause you have pokemon shit to buy for yours kids.

" Those who lay eyes on a Gundam, shall never live to tell about it." -Trowa (Gundam Wing) -

ZDNet -- GameSpot -- Media Viewer - Everyone ... can we please have a moment of silent for the greatest racing game ever to be created on the face of this Earth. Grand Tourismo series couldn't get any better until now. The highly anticipated GT3 sends a shiver down my spine just thinking of how I would want to have babies with this game. And maybe carress it and keep it warm through January's cold cold nights. What? You think I'm Psyco? Click on that link and you tell me why I shouldn't feel the way I do.

Today.... Joe C passed away. Hmm ... That must have been one of the most rockin' midgets I've ever seen. Not that I have seen a whole herd of them making Dunkin' Doughnuts, but he was Kool. Along side Kid Rock, I bet he had mad hunnies on him.

Gun Ho is on .... now that's a good movie. I'm taking a breal from the Playstation, its addicting ..... I really need to cut my hair. Its gone crazy... but I'm gonna think of something phat to cut .....

SOmeone just won a brand new Hummer from Masta P .... on Direct Effect on MTV.... GOD DAMN!!! how phatty boom-batty is that? Masta P says is best when he said, "Dis hea a Humma wit da bubble eyes and da dvd.... yeah heard mee?" HAHA ... that is mad nice. And the nicest video I've seen in a while is the new Jay-Z joint. Holy!!!! Anyone catch the biddies in that? uhhhh .... If anyone's listening out there, that's what John would like for Christmas... hehe .... actually what I want for Christmas is.... hmmm.... She kinda reminds me of a burrito.... but that's another story.

Today at work. What is wrong with this picture. Nobody shops. No customers. No money spent. No commission given. No money in the pocket. Hmmm... I just love the retail game. That reminds me. One of my bestest friends just quit her job. Cause it sucked. But the funny thing was, she didn't tell them. She figures that they'll understand one day that she isnt coming back. damn ... I'd love to walk out on this job, but I guess I'll stick it out till after Christmas.

"They still are our brothers...... our very very very gay brothers......" - from Big Daddy -

The funniest thing happened to me today. First off i'd like to thank my co-worker for pointing out the availablity of PS2 at a "certain" place. So another co-worker and myself raced down to go get it. Finally in my hands, PS2. Now the question is whether I sell it to some poor parent with nagging kids for Christmas, or just keep the Sha-bang all to myself. Most likely keep it all to myself.

The following is a description of a customer (no joke) who I happened to talk to today. The exact dialog has been slightly altered in order to recieve the gist of the story and so that I'm not here typing the shit out of myself. He wasn't that tall about 5'9, kinda chubby around the gut. He has his hair slicked back and some-what of a horrendous tail growning on some hot-dog weiners. You could see the shine off his head busting through the gelled up hair. He passes by my kiosk mumbling something about a diamond bracelet and a diamond ring. The boredom came over me so I decided to ask......

Mongo: "Are you shopping for Christmas gifts or something?". ( Deep inside, I was hoping he'd buy a computer with service. )
Customer Pimp: "Nah just planning out something for my wife and girlfriend. See, I have to buy a diamond bracelet and a diamond ring for my wife and girlfriend in each city that we visit this winter."
Mongo: "uh... I don't think I heard you correctly. Did you say a girlfriend and a wife?"
Customer Pimp: "Yeah, my wife thinks I'm the envy of most men. I have a wife and a girlfriend that i do together."
Mongo: "whoa man..... you mean date at the same time period right? "
Customer Pimp: "I mean ... I DO them together... they're friends..."
Mongo: "YOU da MAN!!! That's amazing..."
Customer Pimp: "It's okie I guess .... she's kinda ass compared to my other girlfriend."
Mongo: "Whaaa? Another Girlfriend?"
Customer Pimp: "Yeah she's tall black and real HOT.... but I have 5 other ones... so its no biggie..."
Mongo: *HIGH FIVE* "How the hell do you do that?"
Customer Pimp: "Tonight is just for my girlfriend because I left my wife at home. But next weekend I have a comp room at Taj Mahal in AC and I'm gonna tear them both up..... (*breaks out into doggie style bull ride motion... yeee hawwww .... *spank ass motion)
Mongo: "I have to give it to you man." *shakes hands*
Customer Pimp: "Thanks."
Mongo: "So what do you do for a living, you must make alot of money."
Customer Pimp: "Actually I'm getting fired at the end of the month. But I just won a million dollar lawsuit. They violated my son's rights. Thank the Lord!!!"

I really didn't have much to say after that. Fast forward five minutes later. He broke out fluent Spanish, Italian, German, and some Chinese. Bouy this man was unstoppable. The women at work seem to believe he's a pathilogical liar. But I have faith in him and still believe that one day, I too can reach that pinnicle of every man's life. Big pimpin' spending cheese. Cause ..... Pimpin' ain't easy!

" Never put passion before principle Daniel son. Even if you win, you loose." -Mr. Miagi-

Ever notice that some things in life have a hidden meaning? Like the Wizard of Oz... but here's a little something I've just come across, linking the infamous Mario Brothers to communism. If you read it over carefully, it tends to explain alot about things we all know about the two gamibinos.

"We doin.. big pimpin, we spendin G's
Check em out now
Big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C.
It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B"
- Jay-z -

I found out who has called all the mis-informed people of the world their troubles. This is her, Palm Beach County elections supervisor Theresa LePore. YES, the one who designed the ill-fated butterfly ballot with the arrows. Although I can't put all the blame on her but perhaps the millions of retired folks down in Florida who were unable to vote correctly. To those people as well as the Florida officials who insist on a recount of the recount, GOOD JOB everyone. Thanks for making the United States the embarrassment of all governing countries on the entire planet.

Q: "Hey John, What do you think would be a proper solution to solve the presidential mahem??"
A: "Hey good question my fine fellowed blogger-gasm-ism head. My solution, which was discussed this morning with my brother, was to have the main candidates, Dub-yah' & Gore, go at it in a no holds barred UFC match. The president will be determined by submission. What better way to determine the world's strongest leader then to have an actual hand-to-hand combat. I'm not asking for a Fight-to-da-Death match, because that'd just be unsophisticated. But simply a match until someone admits defeat. Now I'm not talking defeat as in the last Mike Tyson match because that was just THE MOST unsportsman like conduct I've ever seen in professional boxing. Take your Whoopins' like a man. Simply put, no one is allowed to leave the ring until someone says Uncle. If the two do not wish to fight, then the BioniK Ninja Clan will be releashed upon them both. Claiming victory for Nader. So I ask, please take my suggestion to heart and recommend it to all your friends. Thank You. "

HTMLism - fanmazing, digital feng shui - This is my brother's site. Good job there Buck-O. This election is damn annoying. Yet again I have to go back to the unorganized people in Florida. Well actually I have to say that the Democrats and Republicans should shut the hell up and take any decision that is recieved. Or else ..... who ever bitches first gets the Stone Cold Stunna. I understand the abscentee ballots take a little time to come in but having a recount of the recount is just absurd. The funniest thing was when the news casters described the recounting process. Having one official count the vote while a Democrat and Republican watches and makes sure nothing fishy goes down. And what if something does happen? You think they would throw down over one vote? I hope so. Maybe they should forfeit the state and hand it over to Nader. Yeah that's the solution. Go GREEN!!!

On a personal note. This whole thing is disturbing. Unable to sleep. Unable to think. The person I care about has basically slapped me in my face to help me realize what I've done. It started over a phone call but it's obviously something greater then that. I'm not sure what to do and I'm not sure what has to change. Between work and class, my life is just damn busy. But who cares about all that when you have someone you care about. Would I gladly skip work and school for you? yes. Would I gladly spend my days off with you? yes. But all for what. To have it blow up in my face that the time I've given isn't enough to hold on to a relationship. Still I hold on to the idea of a relationship that is truely special and will work out through the thick and thin of it all. I just have to say Sorry to everything I haven't done and everything I've already done wrong. Believe me when I say, I'm hurting and it sucks. Sucks more than ice cream plopping out of the cone onto the dirty pavement and going way beyond the 10 second rule.

" Never shall i forget the days I spent with you. Continue to be my friend as you will always find me yours. " - Beethoven -

whut-da-deal with this election? Recount of the recount of the recount.

On the flip side of things, I'm pretty sad about this whole situation. I hope everything works out. I think I was real wrong for not calling, and its eating me inside. That's all I have to say about that.

what ever happened to Cheap habits ... and cheap hobbies. Now with the computer revolution and all its glory, going out to have fun is quite the expensive task. I think this week I'll develop the cheaper side of myself and have fun sitting at home and watching tv.

Playstation 2? i NEED one or maybe i'll get that dreamcast to hold me over nicely. Special Sorry to Jennifer who I didn't call back last night cause of my super slim vibrating battery on my Nokia 6160. Sorry Jen, don't hate me. Damn battery lasts two seconds on talk time. I think I'll get a new phone. " She Bangs! She Bangs! " What the hell does this mean? Or is it something we all have to accept because Rikki Martin says so... hmm ... its most likely a hostile take over by the Latin American countries. Actually I don't think I'd mind that as long as its not Castro or somebody. I know, I'll vote for a hostile take over by Latin America only if the people elected are Hotties like Jennifer Lopez ... mmmm .... Booty For President!!!!

Ever wonder if a Ninja popped out of no where and challenged you to fight. I think of this constantly when I'm down at BCC. Go Figure.

Oh man. I've just written an E-mail to my fearless leader in hopes that he takes in my Sub system project. If i've ever seen a harder working kid then this, god help us all. Don't get me wrong, Mr. Dey might be a lazy ass at school, but he does a real great job in whatever his talents are geared towards. The nicest stereo system I've ever seen within the confinment of a boat on wheels. A steel tank crafted here in the United States.

If I ever hear "Who let the dogs out!" one more time, I'm gonna go fuckin insane and kill whoever is standing next to me. I don't care who it is. 5-0? I'll take'em. Nurse? I'll take her out. Old Lady? Don't think I won't take out an old lady and punish her for all bingo hoppin' people who don't know how to vote in Florida. It's only right that I do that.

"Give us all your money or you will suffer a death that's
more painful than watching for the Florida recount."
-Bionik Ninja Cru-

"The details of my life are quite inconsequental...Very well, where do I begin. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulingerie ownner from beligium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old french prostitute named chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and tyhe inane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a large burlap bad and beaten with reeds-pretty startling really. I suggest you try it." -Dr. Evil-

what does it really mean when people say... " I don't wanna talk about it?" . It leaves me confused and yet stunned. Is it that they truely will refuse to talk to anyone about the subject or is it a small cry for a simpathetic ear. I have yet to find the answer to this. Does it have any place within a relationship with a "significant other" or is it stored away for anyone who may be considered "just a friend". I mean, I truely feel that i might be able to help but does the person actually want it. Its some strange feeling which refuses to leave me. Refuses to leave me so that I can sleep. Refuses to leave me so that I may watch TV in peace. Refuses to accept the unspoken. Refuses to stop caring and live on with my own life.

Bouy this sucks. (side note: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is the Funniest SHit ever..... ) Is it stronger to stay firm and not conduce myself to care or should I remain hopefull .... maybe I'll be the one they turn to.... Why concern myself? I still am not aware of any reason not to. Being held back from my only instinct is sufficating. I'll lie my head down tonight not to sulk in depression but lie in hopes ... things change..... many things..............

"Dial down the center.... 1 800 Call Att...." -AT&T-

"Starfish, where are you going?
Are you going for a swim? ...... Was it the Chad???"
- The Chad -

OooOo .... i really hate C++.. why? cause Because because Because BECAUSE... because of the wonderful things he does....Because it has to do with programming ... Something that is no fun to me. Isn't this Blogger idea addicting? I seem to have cravings during the day to run to Blogger and spill out a personal thought about something. As addicting as a crack addict in cardboard box. "I NEED IT", Mongo says while shivering from the withdrawl of blogger. His eyes glazed over from the addiction. What a sad sight to see such a promising young man addicted to this new form of internet drug. Its as bad as Strippers in a Nunery.

"Bouy you have a Ghetto Booty ....... She's got some BuYah... "
-Howard Stern-

"My, coochie remains in a Gucci name
Never test my patience nigga, I'm high maintenance
HIGH CLASS, if you ain't rollin, bypass
If you ain't holdin, I dash yo" .
- Jay-z feat. Amil -

Stuff I'd like to waste my money on for the Christmas Season:
1. Tri-SUb woofer and Amp w/install - around 600 beans
2. New Crap for the Computer - around 200 - 400 beans (Depending if i wanna kick some serious ass in Quake)
3. Playstation 2 (If I ever come across one) or Dreamcast (to hold me over till I get a PS2)
4. a pet ... maybe a dog?
5. New Crap for the car.... maybe those cool ass clear corner headlights
6. Hey John .... why don't you save your money and invest wisely ..... (eh ... thats not as fun as a Bumpin Sub in da WhiP )

" You can keep the money ... but I want the bebe...
GET in mah Belly !!! ..... Its the other other white meat"
-Fat Bastard-

"And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this tension dispensin these sentences
Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest
and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets..."

-Eminem-

What you say to me? Yesterday I saw N'sync. It was pretty good I'd say. Although the shrill of tiny boppers disrupted any attempt to full enjoy myself at the event. Bouy, there's nothing better than hearing pre - pubescent teen yelling, "I love JC!!!!". Not to say that there's anything wrong with the initials JC (cause those are mine as well) but, a would bet she would make the same sound if I hit her square on the nose. Now don't get me wrong folks, I'm a real nice guy but STILL ... geez oh well ... it was mad fun .... special thanks to Jenn =P

" It was a REAL good idea at the time.... " -Mongo-

What the hell is going on with this election. Popular vote or Electoral? hmm ... tough nuggets ... I voted for Nader. Why'd you do that John? BECAUSE, why would someone vote for the lesser of two evils. Might as well vote some place that it counts. Someone who actually backs up the things he says. Why Not? Anyways, I feel I've done my part in this election. Unlike those people in Florida and Oregon. Man, get it together folks. Its not that hard. Check the name of the person you really would like to win. "Oh my lordy lord, I voted for Bucanan because I'm old and can't read or understand how to vote anymore. " HOLY ... someone shoot me ..... the least you can do is poke my eye out so I don't have to witness this stuff anymore.

wait. don't leave. I'm not done bitchin'. Anyone who can't drive for your life, STAY OFF THE ROAD. For all those who drive like me.... KEEP AWAY FROM ME ... your dangerous ... I admit ... sometimes I get angry about people on the road and usually have the slight urge to stop the car and lay the Smacketh Down. Usually I don't ... but Dats all for now

"It looks like she wants to indulge in Lyrical Masterbation..." -Wycleff Jean

What the hell is really going on? Does anyone know? Where does it all lead too? Retirement in some far away place or death by gunshot wound .... How do we really live our lives? Saving my pennies for a rainy day? Or just spending it all on some stripper named Ana (who gives really good lap dances and its real hard to not give her a dollar for her pole tricks) but anyways .... WTF? Who's game is this? Mine or Yours .....

*OUCH*

My first blog entry. I feel Special. This thing is Freakin' Amazing. The whole idea of putting a journal online is just " a Pimpin' idea ". That's all I've got to say about that. Now on to the good stuff. Tomorrow is the day I get to see N'sync live in concert. JeaLoUs?? I hope so ... haha .. oh well ... I hope its nice and fun. Hey maybe I'll even get to lay the smack down on any High School Biddies who get to Freakin' annoying with their signs. Geez I feel the same hatred towards those Biz-nitches as those Razors everyone's riding around on. I think it would just make my day if I get to close-line one of them, and then give'em the Undertaker Last Ride. Then I'd apologize and then help them up. Once they're up, I'd extend my hand in friendship and say, "I'm sorry I did that, it's a natural reaction to your Razor". Give 'em a good old hand shake and them kick'em in the stomach and Lay down a "SC Stunna" .... HAHA that'll teach you ... you Sona-ma-Bitchez... (and for those of you who haven't seen or heard "The Kings Of Comedy" go out and get it and listen to Bernie Mack and the way he says.... Sona-ma-Bitchez ... and you'll KNOW what I'm talking about .... "I ain't callin no other dude Delicious, I'm a grown ass man dawg" HAHAHA )

*ONE LOVE*