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Ahh the post Christmas rush. How nice of you people to return your gifts and take my comission away. Yes. Please keep doing that. Nintendo to buy out Sega? How phat is that. A new and reborn Nintendo. Christmas? eh... Christmas is Christmas you know? Not like my New Years is going to be any different. Damn dance halls.... they should be outlawed during the holidays so that we aren't dragged into them to spend the holiday with a bunch of strangers.

Comission is So nice right about now. BUT its those damn customers who suck all the time.

Advantage of age? Nothing. I don't see it. People younger than me and older than me always have the advantage. What is it? Maybe its me. Oh well who cares. Right now me hungry ... gotta go eat.
" Feed Me Semore Feed ME!!!" -Little Shop ... -

Just finishing work today, someone informs me that my car has a flat tire. NICE. That's great. To make a long story longer my dad came and rescued my cause I'm an idiot and don't know how to change the tire on my car. Even if I did, what if I did it wrong and ended up destroying the car. Even better. Not a bad today in commission, although so guy came in today. Bought all of the best stuff. WHY? Because he just won a settlement for a dog biting his nose off. I guess he doesn't want the money to hang around too long. Afraid "the man" might take it back I guess. It kinda went like this

Customer Settlement Joe: "How's this machine. Any good?"
Mongo: "Good? It's like our best man."
Customer Settlement Joe: "Okie I'll take that."
Mongo: "The whole thing? (Flat screen monitor and 1 ghtz machine)"
Customer Settlement Joe: "Yeah all that"
Mongo: "Uh .... okie?"
Customer Settlement Joe: "I need a camera too, what's your best camera?"
Mongo: "this one!"
Customer Settlement Joe: "Okie, I'll take that too"

And so this continued for about a half hour more. In all totalling to about 4 thousand dollars. Some people just have way too much money or something. WOW. A special on mtv about boob jobs. Quite interesting if I might say. I'd vote yes, boob jobs are good. But I'm afraid I might have to recount myself in order to determine the correct "intent" of my voting.

Finally a President. Thank God the senate has the final word in all of this. I hope that Gore isn't wuite the sore looser and decides to conceid. Why? Just because. If not, the bioniK NiNja Clan will come upon all of us. And we don't want that to happen.

Yesterday I decided to buy an MD player. For fun of course. Although I find it does not satisfy my "physical" needs, it does help keep my mind at least as I lay on my muffin drooling over my worries. What am I on? I'm not quite sure.

What causes someone to compulsively buy something. The shine and worth in owning it or is it the glory of having it. Is it a need or a want. I often think to myself that I have no idea what is the difference between a need and a want. Of course working in an electronics store doesnt help in determining the difference. I probably just need a swift kick in the ass for everything I've bought compulsively. Or do I actually work hard enough to earn all of these things. I attempt not to regret anything I've done because everything happens for a reason. But if there is something called fate, I've been dealt the worst Scrabble hand ever. A "Q" with no "U".

Holy smokes. The end of the semester. That means studying hard and getting past these damn classes. Quite the interesting weekend. Why you say? I'm not quite sure. I did get to attend my first Tiger Schulmann's Karate Tournament. Although I didnt get to see the full contact fighting, I did get to witness the beat down we call competition. Watching Karate Kid Sunday morning provided me with my limited knowledge of such competitions. Oh okie. So you hit the person once and you score a point. Not too bad. To make a long story longer. I get to the meadowlands to see the last portion of the tournament already in progress. It breaks down basically like this. 2 minute round of craziness. Although the higher belts get to use actual combat techniques, lower belts do the swinging. Its funny how everyone has years of experience in class and when it comes down to fighting, what do we do? Swing hooks from everywhere. First rule while in beginner class? "Your attacker will throw a street punch (a.k.a wild hooks) and you will throw a straight technique because its faster. Hmm. I'm not even sure I have it drilled in my brain that I'll be standing there and taking hooks to my arm while I make a futile attempt to survive with jabs. O well. I did get to see something called ring presence. It was nice. SOme fighters have style and makes you want to cheer for them even if their beating down your classmate. I mean, don't get me wrong. I did cheer for my classmate. But it just amazed me that the opponent was THAT good. In the end, they do end up beating down your classmate but nothing to fear. No one's eagerness to learn was broken. It just made them think to try harder. Hopefully I'll be able to kick some ass like those people you go OOoo aHHhh at.

Advanced LAN technology. Frame Relay. ATM- Async Transfer Mode - just some of the little things in class I'm hearing from a boring ass video. It kinda sounds like a Charlie Brown cartoon where I'm trying to speak and the teacher is like, "WoNk WonK wOnK wOnk.... WonK wOOnnk Wonk". Oh okie. I think I was better off watching Rosie Odonald or finishing Live With Regis and someone else.

Ever wonder what real paranoid really means? Sometimes I walk from night class and it seems like I'm in a movie. Walking down the pathway toward my car. I wonder what would happen if I get jumped. Now the chances of that are slim to none but it still hovers around in my mind. Now I'm not talking about the average street thug-lette but I'm talking about Ninjas. Yes you heard me. I have the small tendency of thinking I am going to get jumped by Ninjas and my poor karate will be useless. No one will be able to help because by the time they come running to see what happened, the Ninjas release their smoke bombs and *NINJA VANISH*. Actually I heard that a true Ninja would be able to think up of a hundred ways to kill a person using their current environment. Since I'm in a computer lab I'd like to lower the number down to 20. So the following is my Super Super Ninja Man training guide to killing a person in a computer lab. Lets see how Mongo does....

1. Using the cord on the earphones, I'd strangle someone hoping it won't break. Damn plastic.
2. Pick up this Dell Precision 420 and throw it at the person. That would hurt I think.
3. Smash your head into this monitor.
4. Stick the Mic up the nose. And slowly poke at the brain.
** Note: this is damn hard. 16 more to go
5. Punish them with the mouse. Swing it wildly at the port and use it like nunchucks.
6. Bionic lift this chair and smash em. I don't know where. Just anywhere.

This sucks. I dont want to play this game anymore. Bouy I'm sick, I think this whole blogger thing releases insecurities and hatred trapped inside people. I'm Normal I swear.

as I sit at Wendy's eating my late dinner... I was joking with my brother about customers I've had in the past at the movie theaters and it all broke down like this. A customer comes to you. Usually the big-boneded type asking for ....

" Hi I'd like super huge combo bucket... the one with the Extra Large soda and Bucket of popcorn for 7 dollars. Can you layer the butter in the popcorn? o yeah, I also want a diet coke with that. No ice please. Thanks, I like alot of butter, do you have salt? O yeah I'd like also these bon bons. This combo is refilll right? okie. "

the point of this story? please review what was discussed here ... what is the point of the "diet" coke in all this mess. TELL ME PLEASE ....stop ordering a fucking diet coke with all the extra toppings with cheese and super size it.

Holy GOD ... i'm mad tired ... I decided to go to karate today .... so i go ... take an intermediate sparring class ... no sweat right? but what dumb thing do I pull? I say, " Yes i'll stay for some tournament training". DAMN i'm dumb. So I spar and spar some more. I'm slow. i need to loose like a thousand pounds or so and then I can enter UFC ... and really get my ass handed to me. Its all in good sport. Yes I said sport. Everyone who thinks tennis and golf is a "physical sport" ... PLEASE SAVE ME..... check out what these people go through for just a trophy. Full contact and grappling I have to say are quite impressive. I wish I was grappling again. That is the most fun and exhausting thing I've ever experienced. One day when I finally get invited to the advanced class. I'll love it ..... maybe be not getting my ass handed to me part ... but all the rest.

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I totally forgot to do my chapter homework for Networking again ... DOH!! I'm mad dumb.... anyways I got 100 on my project .. YEAH das right .... who's da shit? haha

No one chats on IM to me anymore ... damn ... today is also AIDS awareness day.... everyone know your role!!! and o yeah ....
"Oh ... and you didn't know? Your ass Betta CALLLLLLL somebody!!!!!" -Road Dogg from the infamous DX-

Today i was watching that movie about Joe Clark.... you know ... that principal who ran East Side Paterson HS. The crazy one with the bat. Anyways.. I've taken two things from that movie. One: "The only person in charge here is me....understand? HNIC!!!!" - wow real powerful words you know? anything wrong with this picture? yes John, what does HNIC mean? well it means Head Niggah In Charge... good stuff right.... Two: "You know what crack does to your head? It kills you brain cells son ... it kills your brain cells!!!" - If I ever do crack ... I'll just look back to that saying .. and say wow ... what a good movie... and smoke the crack some more ...

Remember folks, the best consumer is the Decisive Uneducated consumer... remember that.... don't waste my damn time asking me question upon question only to walk out on me and tell me your coming back later. Cause you know what? YOUR NOT!!!! Your going home to talk to your significant other and they are going to say, that's expensive and we can't afford that right now. Save me the trouble and tell me up front your shopping and doing some research.... I might just tell you the truth about products and not try to sell the high paying stuff. See? that isn't so hard was it. And for those who've done internet research, price comparison between all stores in the tri-state area and are comparing a Dell computer to a HP package... SCREW YOU... get the funk away from me with your stack of price sheets!!! you know just as well as I do that my store doesn't give a whole damn package like Gateway or Dell.... and oh Yeah ... get it straight ... "Do you guys sell Dells?..... Do you carry Dell?" NO dammit .... DELL you get from ... Guess where .... DELL ... oh goodie...

I'm FREAKIN bored ... someone save me ... PLeASeseee??!!?!?! I think this would be my pickup line for a spanish biddie.... " Hola, como esta? Bien? Dedonde estan? Puerto Rico? ahh Bien... Quieren vivir con yo? tengo mucho dinero para tu.... tengo vente dollares para "Steelo" de perro ....*wink wink* ~~~ SLAP ~~~ ouch ... Tu madre !!!!!" haha ... damn that hurt ... i guess I suck.... o well... HNiC !!!!!