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Tron - Oh man, anyone remember Tron? That movie was kickin' with all those computer generated special effects. Someone was bored enough to come up with an awesome Tron costume for Halloween. I really have to try this out. It must look crazy in the dark. I wonder if I order the stuff and tie it around Kayah? That would just be tons of fun for everyone! [Its Mr. Potato head *POP* and his bucket of parts, buckets of fun for everyone.....]

Zoolander - Me impersonating Ben from Zoolander for a blog in zoolander style. How'd I do? Well almost....Yea Right, no where near a male model but at least I have my dignity [sing] because the GreaTesstTTt looooove of alll .... is happennningg.... [/sing] That was my Celine Deon impression or whoever it was who sang that song. Anyways, I have yet to see Zoolander but I have seen Meet the Parents about 10 times already. Check out that blog site, there's alot of other blogger people who decided to do the same. [link whored from littleyellowdifferent]

Oh yeah, Happy Halloween everyone. And a special shoutout to the poor trick or treater that dropped their Unicef box [United Nations Childrens Fund] outside of my doorstep. Now usually I'd open the box and take the money but since I'm a nice guy, I've decided to send the money to Unicef for which it was initially intended for. Awww John your so sweet. Thanks.... in real life I'm an M&M, I melt in your mouth and not in your hand taste like sexual chocolate.

Drive-Tru - I just came back from Taco Bell where I decided to go to the drive through. So the lady grasps her little "madonna" headset mic and takes my order. I wait in line of about three cars dying for lunch/dinner [because I haven't eaten all day]. 10 minutes go by and I finally stroll up to the window. I pay the lady and she hands me my drink. 15 minutes of torture and waiting I finally recieve the rest of my meal. Now I'm not sure if anyone has waited for 15 minutes at a damn Taco Bell, but its seems like infinity. In my mind I've already planned out how I would storm in and start breaking shit until my meal was complete..... how many times it would take me to rip off the little lcd sign that tells me how much I owe.... how many hits it would take to bash in the front windows of Taco Bell... but in the end my agression is diverted by my happiness to see the food and a humble *umf* grumble, as I curse below my breath to the slow turtles disguised as Taco Bell employees. [damnfreakintaco muthafooochindamnbiatch SLOWassmuthagrrrrrr...] mmmm chalupas.

Stupid-vending-muthafunker - So the first thing I do when I come to class is to stop by the vending machine in the halls because I haven't eaten today. So I slip in a dollar into the juice machine [after the coke machine denied any paper money whatsoever] and it credits me a dollar. Okie fine. Its a $1.25, so I try and slip another dollar and it decides not to take it. DAMN YOU. So I decide to press the return thing and what does the damn machine do? Return my entire dollar in nickels. Thank you, you piece of funkin' crap.

Disease-wear - Awesome, I always wanted tie that had a picture of anthrax on it. Now I can buy one here. What a great idea for a stocking stuffer. I got dibs on the blue "Staphylococcus" tie!!

Whoa - Here's a picture I totally forgot about. It's Pritum, Eric and I crammed into a photobooth at NJIT. It looks like an orgy from here. Damn what the hell was I thinking. It was just one of those days where the student senate put out a photobooth for free use. What better way to spend time not studying? Ah. NJIT. That was fun. Now I'm at Bergen where the girls are plentiful unlike the sausage factory at NJIT. Doh!

test - Here's a personality test I took from Quizbox.com. It seems pretty accurate but the questions are kind wierd. Here are my own personal results.

"Your view on yourself - You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.
The type of girl/boyfriend you are looking for. - You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship. - You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
The seriousness of your love. - Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.
Your views on education - Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.
The right job for you. - You have many goals and want to achieve as much as you can. The jobs you enjoy are those that let you burn off your considerable excess energy.
How do you view success? - You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.
What are you most afraid of? - You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.
Who is your true self? - You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long."

I think most of it is on track. I'm not sure if my personality is as strong as the test indicates. But who knows. Maybe I am ... superman.

cout dumbass - Okie. Now I know I've done some things that were mad dumb on the computer, resulting in some mixed results. But having someone "HELP" you to delete all your main files is quite idiotic. Who could ever imagine that someone would fall for something like that. You HAVE to see this. A product of my friend Carlos. Good job man, remind me never to ask you to fix some crap on my computer. Now that's some funny shiet.

On a different note. We were coming back from lunch [dim sum to be exact], my brother and I were discussing what that letter N with the squigly line in spanish was called. We came to the conclusion that it was called "en-yah" [which I'm not sure if it's the actual letter or the symbol]. Anyways I told him it was used in the word "manana" [man-yah-na] meaning "tomorrow" in spanish. Then I told him that it was also used for "banana". As in ba-yahan-yah or banan-yah. He laughed so hard that he developed a stomach cramp. [Boochie * shrimp balls] + corny ass joke = stomach pains

AIM - Here's a small conversation I had this morning with Anthony. It's about how I'm a cheap bastard. It picks up right where we're discussing about the Nets game that G bought tickets for.

Super Tikki God: how much is that?
Anthony: 70
Super Tikki God: goddamn
Anthony: lol
Super Tikki God: we're not watching MJ or anything ... WTF
Anthony: u didnt know?
Super Tikki God: i was thinkin 40 maybe 50
Anthony: u said yes negro
Super Tikki God: i better be able to punch a basketball player for that much money
Anthony: lol
Anthony: okay u do that.. we'll meet yah in the parking lot

[fast forward 1 minute]
Anthony: bowling tonight
Super Tikki God: maybe
Super Tikki God: i want my own ball
Anthony: lets go get one
Anthony: when u get out of twerk
Super Tikki God: 12 or so
Anthony: ieet call me
Super Tikki God: hellz no ... thats another freakin hobby
Anthony: u gonna get one?
Anthony: one time hobby nigga
Super Tikki God: no more hobbies that involve money
Anthony: we'll play every sunday morning.. cheap and it comes with free breakfast
Super Tikki God: imma start cutting grass with scissors for fun
Anthony: lol
Super Tikki God: whatever happened to chasing each other with cap guns
Anthony: sounds good
Super Tikki God: that was cheap
Anthony: "I GOT U!!!" ..... "No U did'nt THERE WAS A TREE IN THE WAY!!!"
Super Tikki God: haha
Super Tikki God: no forreal ... i got u
Anthony: no u didnt gimp noy
Super Tikki God: at lese i kan spel
Anthony: shuddup
Super Tikki God: G wanted to go to John Leguizamo ... les go to that
Anthony: anotha 70.. why aren't u bitching bout that?
Super Tikki God: yea tru
Super Tikki God: imma have to start postituting again
Anthony: pimp Kayah
Anthony: ieet im gonna clean the good old pimp room
Super Tikki God: haha
Anthony: talk to u lata
Super Tikki God: peas

So I think I'm cheap because of the money flow situation. I mean if I HAD the money, I'd buy good things right? That reminds me of a quote, "Those who say money can't buy happiness..... doesn't have it." I think it's from Boiler Room. The greatest movie to see if you've ever had to sell anything to someone [especially for those who actually work in retail]. Ahh. That's refreshing. I love money. Money is good.

Triumph - Yes Triumph the insult comic dog is just funny as hell. Here's one of his latest adventures at the Bon Jovi concert here in NJ. The part where's he's humping the sock puppet from Pets.com is the best..... for me to POOP on!

I was also able to catch Iron Monkey. If you like kung-fu movies, you MUST see this. Although the movie itself is like 8 years old, the stunts and martial arts is amazing. From beginning to end its a non-stop kung-fu mania. "The One", which opens Nov. 2, looks like its going to be real good also. It stars Jet Li as a cop fighting a criminal from the future also played by Jet Li. With this kind of formula and the matrix type moves, how can you go wrong?

Today I'm feeling better. I can actually walk up the stair with both legs. Slowly but surely. It still hurts like a mofo but I know I'll survive through it all. I was listening to the radio this morning [z100] and the stupid news for the day was kind of funny. There was a burglar who went through a house, stealing whatever he could pick up. Later that night he decides to call the residents of the house and tell them that their stuff is all crap. The police caught up to the suspect by tracing the call back directly to his house. Nice move man, you dumbass.

On a happier note, the laser printer that I've waited for at work has finally appeared in my office. Now theres really no excuse for it not to print out a clear transparency. It's going to be sweet. Too bad its too huge and complex that I have to come in tomorrow and figure the whole mess out. Isn't it fun being the only person in the "art dept"?

I AM 28% GEEK. "I probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. I never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But I have friends, and this is a good thing."

Take the GEEK Test at Fuali.com!

Steel balls - [link whored from usr/bin/grl] Steel balls? Well not really, but here's a real interesting aluminum case for the computer. Personally I think its super artistic of the person to build a case like that. If I was just as bored with welding equiptment, I would do so also. But for a case for my own monster, I like plain black. Ominous. Unknown. Pimp. "OOoooo, big daddy." But this case looks dangerous enough to cut your hand in half when your installing memory.

John: "Oh here we go, I'll just slide the memory right in hea....... OH my GoddamnFUCKme!!!!! My F'in fingers are on the floor..... doh! No, no wait....No Kayah!!.... come back with my fingers ... bad doggie bad.... "

[Link whored from littleyellowdifferent] Here's a new comic which is going to be released by Top Cow Comics, it's Markus Fang. The infamous Russell Wong is also a part of the project [as a creator I think]. Watch this intro movie, it's got an flying asian in a jet pack kicking a man's ass, what else do you need in life? Now only if I could find where I left my jet fuel.

ouch. - Geez, I think my legs are broken. The pain has migrated over to the other leg. Most likely because it was doing all the work for the past few days. I think I'd rather have a broken arm then to put up with all this shiet for another day. The positive part about today was a visit to the NJDMV. Yes, yes I know what your thinking, but this was just for vehicle inspection. Besides the person in front of us who was retarded and couldn't figure out how to drive straight, the procedure was relatively painless. It took about 15 minutes and they just take your car from you and run those tests. The benz rocked them all and now I'm good for another 2 years. I wonder if I should get tints for the car. Making me totally ghetto-fied. Woop Woop.

I'm stuck at work. Doing stuff. I was also starting to wonder if I should take on an internship. Or is this already an "internship". My brother had the opportunity to go for an interview today with Mercedes Benz for an intership. It will most likely be something with video editing. Not too shabby for a senior in high school. When I was a senior I was still a complete tool. I think I still am. Is it maturity or just opportunity? Well whichever it is, good luck young jedi. May the force be with you. [That reminds me, I'm still pissed at Episode One for killing Darth Maul like they did. He was the funkin' man. Why didn't they give him a bigger role? Maybe say .... the entire movie? Instead of that annoying Def Jam alien, Jar Jar Binks. "Me-sah Jar Pimpin' up in hea... me-sah say Buyaka Buyakah bati-bouy dem" ]

Gaydar? - [link whored from littleyellowdifferent.com] Whoa man. What a great christmas present. I think I'll get some for stocking stuffers. It seems like a good idea but why is it only marketed towards gays? What they should do is have it connect to your PC and you just program your profile and a profile of the one you'd like to find. THAT would be great. But this is just another great nifty toy straight out of Japan. I wonder where my Tomogochi went? It's probably long dead by now.

I added a little music for the website. I hope you like my "pick oh the week or until I update that 'ish again".

I find it wierd that my mother keeps yelling, "They should bomb all the caves and flatten the middle east." Hmm, interesting technique Mr. President. did you recieve that strategy from Mrs. Canlas? As much as I'd like to bomb the "enemy" at random, I believe a strategic strike at certain points should do the trick. Thanks mom for the commentary, the U.S. military really needed the help. [You know... because watching all the news channels and CNN all night is MUCH more accurate than the government's satellites and guidence systems]. Can't we all just.... get along? ..... Not unless you attacked us first then you die, you monkey poopy!

Treat or anthrax - So I recieve an IM from a friend stating something about a major purchase of candy from two middle easter men from Costco in Hackensack and Wayne. Now usually this would be an over reation or some lame story to scare people. With a few strokes of the keys I found this. Oh great. Just when this country can't get any more fucked up in the head, people have to come along a mess up Halloween. Now absolutely no kids are going trick or treating this time around. I'm going to kick someone's monkey if they don't cut this shit out. I mean it's one thing to make us feel all scared about the mail, but its another to mess around and scare children who aren't even old enough to say Bin Laden. But if they were able to say that, it would probably be proceeded by the phrase "FUCK".

Graphic Design - Jacine [J-clubs is what I'll name you... ] is fuckin' awesome!! But we all know that Bergenfield is wayyy better than New Milford. Don't worry miss, we'll show Robin Williams wussup and get you past his class.

Gimp - Note to self: try not to dislocate knee anymore. Geez, I am still hopping around my house with a sport brace on. Not the best of all situations especially when I would really like to play DDR at this point. The other day I picked up the Pioneer DEH-6300 head unit for my car. After months and months of suffering with a tape deck, I went crazy and needed the CD player, badly. Now that I have it in my possession, it just tops off my sound system for the Benz. It comes out to one 600w Kenwood amp to stroke my two 12" kenwood subs, a set of JL Audio component speakers in the front and the Pioneer head unit. Not that bad sounding all together. So far I haven't found anything I didn't like about the 6300. Graphics are stunning [but unnecessary in my opinion, because I'm always driving], preset equilizer with 2 other programmable sets makes it nice when your listening different types of music [like techno and then jump to r&b], also a whole mess of other features which I have yet to explore. Well now that I've wasted enough time, I must be on my way to get ready for class and do some projects.

Yay. I'm the shysty C3P0 that's just dandy. You know I heard that the actor who played C3P0 and R2D2 didn't get along at all. Having so much hatred for each other that they would only come together the last minute to shoot the scene and leave. Hmm. Quite interesting. Hey tonight's Band of Brothers. Oh yes, the addiction continues.

Hey if your bored I came across the Survivorcam Jr. webpage. I think they're just as kool (some even just as cute) as their older counterparts. Although they're all jailbate for everyone who is legal, I still have to admit they're just as funny with the cam-whoring. Neal has got my vote on the male side and on the female tip it has to be Anna. Everyone seems to think she resembles the infamous Chelle. (Strolling through her gallery I soon realize that this is true.) Anyways, she's nice (speaking to her for the 5 mins over AIM) and her webpage is smooth. Check her out, will yah?

http://internetgossip.net/ - quite interesting that someone made a site about internet gossip. Afterall, where else are you suposed to get the news?

okie. this is the second attempt at this log today because I'm a dumb ass. Maybe I'll type it out later I'm freaking tired. Here's the summary.

"Yesterday. Mom's Birthday. G's Birthday. Went to karate after few months of missing class. Got hurt bad on my right leg doing a spin kick. Today I am gimp. Oh yeah, went to the hospital with cousin Karen last night for .... a knee injury. Coincidence? I think not Dr. Watson...."

That's the summary of what took me 15 mins to type out before I lost it all for some reason.

cout< normal_mode
I've posted an interview I did with a good friend I met at NJIT. His name is Eric. Kind of like Erik, as in Erik Estrada aka Officer Frank Poncherello. I love watching C.H.iP.s. That show is da bomb. Oh fuck. haha. That picture is mad funny. Good thing theres a whole slew of "CHiPs" fan sites online. The one I came across even has a video for sale of the '99 "CHiPs" reunion special for $11.99, how can you go wrong? If I was a camwhore with a wishlist, chalk one up of me. Speaking of "CHiPs", I found out yesterday (while watching E!) that there was a few episodes without Ponch. This is where olympic hero Bruce Jenner jumped into the mix as Officer Steve McLeish to substitute for Poncherello. His short lived acting career was cut when Erik Estrada finally settled his salary dispute with MGM and came back. Shortly after that, Officer Jon (Larry Wilcox) quit the show because of the high drama concerning Erik's salary. He left because of "creative differences"..... Yea dammit!!! Actors are there to act, not get to get paid a gazillion dollars.

CHiPs reminds me of when I was in California over the summer. "Oh my god....(watching CHiPs motorcycle drive by) they do exsist. I wonder if Poncherello is on duty."

shiet...
I'm sleeping as usual around 4am. That's my semi-normal sleeping habit when I'm not cramming in a project due in a few hours. So my mom wakes me up (around 5am - 6am .. I'm not sure at this point because its too early) and tells me that one of our co-workers passed away in the hospital. hmm. Now that is not a great way to start off a day. I'm working in a very small company where everyone knows alot about each other. It seems so wierd at this point. I'm not quite sure how I'm feeling. Her story seems to be a sad one, where she's gone through many blood transfusions and many days in the hospital fighting a so called "virus". Not knowing exactly the cause of her rashes and loss in blood count, doctors that we have heard from called it a "virus". it seems pretty sudden to me that this happens. Usually the story ends where the person recovers and its not such a big deal. The secretary at the office was crying the other day in fear that she (Loraine) might die from what ever it is she has. Who knew a few hours later that thought.... would actually come true. I guess death is always sudden. Fortunately I haven't lost so many people in my life, but it hurts just the same. Am I suposed to go to her funeral? I don't know if I can take it. Being so close to this NYC thing doesn't help either. Almost loosing one of my best friend to the world trade center bull shiet is hard enough. Now he (G) and Anthony have to work in jersey areas because of that whole mess. G being the lucky one to have his whole office collapse in front of his eyes. Images of people falling out of buildings, stories upon stories of people loosing other people, and now this.... This isn't the greatest of all years. Its certainly been an interesting one.

I sit here and wonder some more about life and how short it can really get. Why pick fights, why get angry, why get upset. It's all just meaningless in the whole plan of life. It's wierd that I thought that one of my professors was just bullshitting about how small things don't seem to bother him. It's true. I wonder about how I'm going to die. I mean, not in a suicidal way but in an intelligent one. Will I one day go to school and never come home? Or will I die old and alone? Or will I die leaving a wife and children? It's just wierd that I really haven't given it a second thought. There seems to be a time and a place to mourn loved ones but there's also a time to get back to normal. (or however close to it as you can get) I don't know. I think i'm afraid. Not so much afraid of death itself (hopefully swift and painless) but afraid of what I'll leave behind.

This all reminds me of a wierd quote someone had in their profile for a forum i read last week. As far as I can remember, this is what it basically said: "I want to die like my friend, he died asleep. Not like the other people in the car yelling and screaming..."

play_me
Bin Laden Liquors game... awesome!!!....

wasted..
Wasted hotties... what more do you want me to say? [link whored from The Only Gay Eskimo]

ima_surbiber
Not to be perverted or anything, but Chelle from chellecam.net is hot. (Basically that's a given) But having her on the toilet almost naked? oh geez. Can you say "watersports"? haha. Dammit John your disgusting! Yes I know, it's not my fault ... I learned it from watching you, survivorcam... I learned it from watching you .....

class
so anyways. I'm in class at the moment waiting for it to begin. Of course its the Illustrator class that I don't really learn so much from. On my way here I was driving along making a left curve into an overpass, when the car besides me decides to change into my lane without signaling. Whatadumbassmuthafucker. I hate that. Its disgusting that there are so many bad drivers out there who wonder around clueless. Granted, I may be one of them, pissing people off as I go along, but usually its all justifiable. You could probably compare it to the Holy Wars. The church has the right to declare war if it wants to. Its all "justified". How else is Catholic religion suposed to take over the entire world? I mean, people in non-english speaking countries are just missing out on some Jesus. They just don't know. Remember kids, ignorance is no excuse. When your born somewhere in the jungle in a far far away land, you have to find your way to the nearest TV. Its just the way the world works right now. God forbid that you don't own a Tivo and miss an episode of Survivor 20. Yes. Oh yes please. Serve me up some justice and let democracy rain upon us all. If your stuck in some other kind of government, then you just shit out of luck because your a terrorist. (Or harbering and abeting terrorism within your country). Lets go save the world and change everyone. Drink Coke. Be like Mike. Wear Nike.

dammit
Why the hell are people so crazy? I mean, is nothing safe anymore? You can't go work without a plane hitting your office or go home on a bus anymore.....that's just sad. I think, as a country, we have to take a closer look at ourselves before be start blowing up other people in other countries.

OMG!
it seems that rapper Eric Sermon is unhappy with his life. Recently known for his latest song, "Just Like Music" featuring Marvin Gaye, Eric was "critically injured when he plunged from a third-story window, which Paterson police said Tuesday they are investigating as a suicide attempt. " Of course the record label denies this and blames Sermon's injuries on a "car crash on a rain-slicked road." Why in God's name would someone making that much money, jump out of a freakin' window to kill himself. What a dumbass. Read more about it here.

blogtwin
Is anyone into blogging? well here's an experiement to find your blog twin. wierd. I wonder how it will all come out? I'm sure there's someone out there whos just as wierd as I am. (hopefully)

news?
As usual I was listening to Z100 on my way to work and I heard the "stupid news for today". As wierd as these may sound, they are true but, some things are just to wierd to explain. It seems that in Las Vegas there was a man who worked as a janitor at the police evidence storage office. He was recently accused to stealing a huge amount of money out of the evidence storage. They tried to charge him with stealing but the case was dismissed due to "lack of evidence". I'm not sure if you got that but, that's how our judicial system works. haha.

Somewhere else in the whole United States .... There was a man at a strip club. Unusual? Not really but he left and came back to the bar with a chainsaw. The patrons of the strip club were stunned as he cut a table in half. One of the strippers proceeded to grab a chair and smash it over the man's head. Another stripper took a pool cue to the man's knees. Yet another stripper took a glass bottle and broke it over his head. The police who came on the scene had to save the man from the agry strippers. MAN, what I wouldn't pay to see this all happen.

Wait, the news continues. Somewhere in europe (I believe) an eyewitness saw people dismanteling a bridge. Thinking nothing of it, the incident was never reported. It turns out, the bridge was actually being stolen. Now investigators have to find the people who stole a 30 ton bridge probably to be sold as scrap metal. wow...that's all I have to say.

Gonads and Strife
If you end up not doing anything today, at least watch this flash movie because its ... WEEEEEEEE!!! Gonads and strife ... gonads and strife...

B-day_Invasion
yesterday was my birthday. wow. Not very exciting but that's really okie. I was able to watch Band of Brothers last night which was a really intense episode. That particular episode was directed by Tom Hanks himself. They must of had a huge budget for that series. Hopefully all of it will come out on DVD so that I can add it to my DVD collection. Just what I need, another DVD.

My family also gave me the first season of the Simpsons on DVD. Isn't the first season the one where its straight off of the Tracey Ulman show? It should be funny, maybe I'll watch it tonight. I was also given the new Linkin Park album. OoOo. This 'ish ROCKS. The song I like the most of the album is "Crawling". It gives me goosebumbs listening to the song. A reason for their success (IMO) is the fact that they have two lead singers, one rhymes and the other yells like a mother... Hey, what ever works.

"Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real"
- Linkin Park