Evangelion Lego - Eva Unit 03 in lego [+] [yoinked while reading usr/bin/grl]

HAHA
The following came from a new feature at Yahoo. The most popular emails and pictures sent through their website. Check it our for yourself. [+]

[+] Cow Teat mistaken for Penis - I think the funniest part of this story was the word "teat". Little did I know that a cow had "teats", not multiple nipples on one big "tit" as I presumed in the past. HAHA.

[+] I'm not sure if you watched the Grammy Awards last night but here' what Pamela looked like. GOD DAMN! Hehe, sorry Lobster....

[+] This boy knows how to dress. "You gotta coordinate!" You go on with your bad self Bootsy!

[+] How can you have 13 children with your own sister?

BAM! - I got my archives to work!!! woohoo! Now you can relive every moment of Johncanlas Dot Com [JCDC]! There are still some format issues, but you get the idea. [plus there will be a new look soon to JCDC..... oooo... ahhhh] Wait, theres an idea for the marketing department, JCDC has a certain ring to it. Maybe I'll make a logo and see where it goes.

Foookin'Shite!

Tom Jones - Pimp, Playa, Hustla ... don't get it twisted.

im waiting for my class to start, until then I was thinking about a topic the other day and it got to me. When there is a movement to abolish something or a movement for change, who is responsible for those people who choose not to change. Let me explain myself. The other day I was watching an MTV special about different issues that exsist in our society. One example was the degredation of women and how society precieves them. An example during the discussion were the women of rap videos. Although many are opposed to such "actions" of women in rap videos, who is responsible for the women who do volunteer or get paid to appear in videos.

professor has come, to be continued.....

photoshop - Can someone PLEASE tell me what's wrong with this picture [?]

HAHA - Well John W. , who ever you may be, here's a flash clip music video called Ass N' Titties. Sorry lobster, this was way too funny not to blog it. +10points I know I know.

Mashimaro - Here's a cute Mashimaro flash movie for you to watch [?] I need a stuff toy of that beast. It would look great with my new Bamboo blinds. HAHA

Buddah - wow. Buddha gives Taiwan the finger [?] This is wierd but I do hope it inspires people for the better. My question is how did someone get Buddah's finger and preserve it?

Religion to me, is how much you put into it. Coming from a not-so active Catholic family, I believe that religion should be a choice given to you as all good decisions should. It should draw you in and inspire you to do better in life's amazing journey. Although I haven't found such greatness in my religion, I do find comfort in the fact that others are strengthened by it. Sometimes its hard to see from other people's perspective on religion, but everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Even fanatical Muslims and others of that nature.

Amazing Card Trick [?]

STICK-FU - if you don't know this by now then you'd better use your last lifeline. The best Stick-fu you'll ever find are all at Newgrounds. They were good enough to gather all the Xiao Xiao movies into one place. Watch and learn little grasshopper.

QUIZ ME MUTHAsucka - Here are the results I took to a "What sex toy are you" quiz. I don't have an issue about the subject, but I do have a major gripe about how it showed up on my IE for the mac. ALL the F'in text is black on a black background. WTF? Anyways here's what I got.


What Sex Toy Are You?


And here are the results of "What Disney Princess Am I?" quiz.
Aren't these things fun? I waste my time alot, yes I do.

How to Write a Better Blog - Here's a great article on how to write a better blog. I should take it's advise but I'm going to choose otherwise. Who's wants to be a great writer anyways. The true ignorance of the American People is what separates us from the rest of the world. Why become highly educated about political issues and other historical events happening around the world, when we can remain in our small little bubble. A bubble filled with TV shows like Survivor 36 and all the soda you can drink. Why I say, why.

Why? Because the world needs you to. Rather, the world needs you to do absolutely nothing, so that you make no difference.

Brain - The male brain [?] Is that what you think of me? Huh?

Last night was COOL, I went back to IKEA to pick up those bamboo blinds I've been wanting. With help from JOY [thanks lobster!!!] I was able to put up the blinds for half of my room. I even had enough courage to break out the drill and use it on the wall without supervision!!! YEA! GO John GO!! But unfortunatly, the other window will have to wait because I bought one that was way too big for a single window treatment. I think the funniest things that happened while installing my new curtains and blinds was:

Number A: The windows finally got cleaned after five or six years of dirt had settled on the window sil

Number B: My mom sweats the new treatment and would now like to change all the other curtains in the remaining two bedrooms of the house.

Overall I think it was a very productive day.

WTF? That's exactly what I said. [?]

WORK IT!!! - you need to take the time and let this load. A flash music video... Work Harder, Faster! Also check out Neil's new website. Oh my gosh its SOO pretty, so so pretty. [VIDEO!!!]

interesting. OS free comps at Wal-mart. As if this company wasn't big enough. [read more]

The best show on earth is Trading Spaces. Redesigning someone's room within 48 hours is an amazing task. Plus thats the show that I get to bite design ideas from! HA! What cooler way to find out which designer I am than a TS Personality Quiz!! Although I'm not a chick and don't agree with the results of the quiz, the show still RAWKS!!!



take the which one of the trading spaces cast are you? quiz!



YET ANOTHER QUIZ. Damn I'm on a roll today. I'm so cool now, I'm Fozzie!

	You are Fozzie! Wokka Wokka! You love to make lame jokes. Your sense of humor might be a bit off, but you're a great friend and can always be counted on..
Take the What Muppet Are You? Quiz!

KARAOKE - Okie. This article is too funny not to blog, so I'll have to tell you about it. Better yet read it for yourself. [yoiked while reading usr/bin/grl] There are a few things that stick out in my mind as I read this article:

Number A: Some people take their karaoke way too seriously. Serious enough to kill someone because they were making fun on the way you sing on stage on a "Minus One". HAHA.

Number B: How does singing "My Way" insue fights among Karaokers?

Number C: DAMN FILIPINOS!!! HAHA. Always causing trouble and always singing karaoke. Why can't we do something a little more productive with our time and good for the nationality. We should form a filipino bobsled team. I can see it now, as they push off from the starting gate in their red and blue sled......

"ISA! ..... DALAWA!! ..... TATLO!!!!! GOGOgogog..... hey puntang-e-na-SHIIEETTTT.... its slipperies Na'man! oh Jesusmarianjosep!!!!! .............SSSSTTT!!! HOY!! HOY!! Come bak with the blobsled Tito boy!!! HOY!! .... Tang-ena si boy boy ...... "

MICHELLE KWAN FELL!!!

dammit. Oh well. With a name like Slutskaya, how can you go wrong. She came in 2nd. The girl who trains at the Ice House in Hackensack won. How cool is that? I should go down there and train too. [read more]

piss - Adventures in the Bathroom - Just a few minutes ago I decided to take a leak after a slightly fullfilling dinner and break between classes. As I enter the bathroom, another guy of african-american descent enters as well. I turn to prop myself in front of one of the stalls when all of a sudden I hear mumbling. In my head, I'm thinking, "Is this mutha-funker talking to me?". As he continues to ramble about sports and why this country has water, I realize that he is talking to himself, or the voices that haunt his mind. So I hurry my tiger piss stance and washed my hands as fast as possible, all the while think, "If this mofo goes buckwild in the bathroom for no reason, I'm knocking his ass OUT!" Although it didn't go as my action movie filled mind had imagined, it was just wierd. So I gained composure as I dried my hands and jet out of the bathroom.

Today was wierd.

N'SPace - Nsync member Lance Bass is already in talks for visiting the international space station [ISS] with some help of the MirCorp. How incredible is that? I guess if you've got $20 million just sitting in the bank, what better way to spend it. If he makes it up into space, he will be the youngest person to ever fly. Imagine all the rappers catch on to this? Master P would be an awesome candidate!

ISS - Welcome to space Cadet Master P. Our orbit track is set for the next few cycles. You're free to roam around the station and get comfortable.
Master P - UUUuuuuuhhhhhh. This rah hea is BOUT IT BOUT IT. Yah HEARD?
ISS - Yes your right, it's the most technologically advance station ever built.
Master P - Told Yall there ain't NO LIMIT!!!! UUUUUUggghhhhhhh.... OOOOOOOwweeeeeeeeEEee

T800 - ever wonder where all those cool hollywood props end up? Well wonder no more my friend, check out the fearsome T800 exoskeleton [+]

FUCK! - I was unloading the groceries a few minutes ago while watching the Olympic drama unfold. As I was unpacking the plastic bags, a bottle of Aunt Jamima's Syrup dropped to the floor and exploded. Hey never fear, the bottle is plastic and won't break, right? WRONG! The plastic bottle cracked under the weight of the bottle and spills all over my pant leg. DOH! Now there's a puddle of syrup on the floor, I'm trying to save it all by pouring it into another container, my pant leg is soaked in syrup, and I'm super thirsty. Can my night get any better?

Do non-smokers get the same "smoke-break" time as smokers do?

I hate webpages. I'm in my gfx4WD class building webpages for a final project. We're working on dreamweaver which isnt that bad after the mice and squirrels. Getting my damned page to work is a story all on its own. My brother considers me a print designer and not a web one. He considers my web design a sin to the internet gods. HAHA. Oh well. I guess I'll continue giving the world these nasty pages.

HELLO CLASS ... this is my blog

TEST ME!! - yes I took another personality test because I'm special! Here's what the SS test said to me: You are ELMO. You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best friend that no one takes the chance of losing. You never hurt feelings and seldom have your own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze. You are witty and calm most of the time. Just keep clear of backstabbers, and you are worry-free.



I am ELMO.

I'm cute, cute, as a button!


Which Sesame Street Character Are You?

Sick - Dammit. I was sick all weekend. The biggest headache that I have ever witnessed and a temperature equal to the equator. 3 Blankets plus long sleeves and jogging pants. Still cold? There must be something wrong. What did I ever do to deserve all that mess?

The highlight of the weekend was chillin with the "lobster" and watching the Olympics. Thanks for the in house medical attention, I really needed that!

Before I forget props for one of my best martial arts mentors and good friend, Neil. He kicks everyone's ass. Including Captain Crunch from the USAF and sometimes Renzo Gracie, haha. Everyone go visit his page.

HOUSE OF PAIN!!!!!

It's a Flash animation dedicated to none other than... the best song and video on the face of this earth

YATTA!

I'm having Seizures! - Thanks to the Japanese Seizure Robots!! It's funny how they made a whole domain name for that page. I think it goes back to the Simpsons episode in Japan.

edit: I did include a picture from the page, but it was so annoying to look at it that I was forced to take it off. So i guess, it does it's job!

56% addicted to Instant Messenger. How about you?

Rember to say, "Hold On PLEASE." [read me]

olympics - Who da FUCK invented curling? What a wierd sport. Its like botchi ball on ice. O well, I hoping the Americans win anyways. I'd vote for the Philippines, but its apparent that Filipinos have no interests in any winter sports. Maybe I'll start curling for the Philippines. Go John GO!!!! Go John go!!! *cow bell * cow bell * Hey, I have an idea....what about bobsleding?

J.LO - All I have to say is this website is like WHOA! Yes look closer to the picture, J Lo's Yin yin.... oh my ... Not to say that J.Lo isnt a good entertainer but DAMN girl.... wear some underwear .... better yet ... don't wear any underwear .. EVER ... haha. Haven't had enough? How abouts Pic1, Pic2, and Pic3 !!!

p.s. sorry Lobster! It's just too funny not to blog it. Thanks for everything tonite. The brownies. The lobster. The card. The coolata. You RAWK!!! Theres only one phrase that contain all my feelings about tonight's early Valentine's.....Your love is BOUT IT, BOUT IT !!!

eh I guess I'll be okie. Its been a rough few days. Last night I was up till 3.30am doing some projects for school. Did I get any sleep? Not really. I need one of those long bear like hibernations where I wake up and its summer already. HAHa. I wonder where I should catch my trout.

Sometimes I wonder who reads this blog. I mean. WHO am I writing for. What if I were to say something SOOO revolutionary that the world will change if someone else where to read it. Would it go any where? I think not. To all two of my readers, [myself included] this entry is for you!

You da Bomb

HAHAH - Everyone loves Atari and everyone loves PONG. Watch the movie because its not just a game anymore. But beware some violent scene and brief nudity. [yoinked from usr/bin/grl]

BANANA-rama - So I come in to work today, late as usual and my aunt [tita] is here filling up her vending machines. Yes, she owns those machines of good stuff. She gives me my choice of soda and snack. What a great way to start off work.


I happened to download a copy of "Collateral Damage" off of Morpheus. I now realize why Arnold Schwarzeneggro will never win an Oscar for Best Actor. True, the man is still in great shape and his accent is one to be desired as an action star, but please don't make movies on the basis of blowing up shiet. If your going to make a high budget action film, at least hire a writer with some talent. The entire movie was filled with scenes that were "COOL" but didn't have any reason behind them. The highlight of the film had to be John Leguizamo's home and the one worker on cocaine who was made to dance and dance some more. The rest of the film needed some major work. I think the writers each scripted one "COOL" thing they'd like to see in the movie and then placed them in a hat for the production team to pick out of. That's the only way someone would make an entire movie about an LA fireman, good enough to take out an entire Guerilla faction of Columbia. Oh wait, he had the power of the internet! Let's not forget that detail......

"Doh! Fuck. A monkey terrorist makes sweet SWEET love to a gringo with a banana? Aye Dios Mio! Okie. That's not funny, who wrote this? FINE! We'll make the damn scene..... but who's gonna play the terrorist monkey?"

Terrorism is bad. Firemen are cool. You need a pass to be a guerilla. John Leguizamo processes cocaine. Some people, just don't seem to die no matter how big the explosion. You can learn about everything on the internet. The back of a bus is a terrible hiding spot for 30 people.

Quiz me FOO! - Yet another internet quiz. I really don't agree with the results. Oh well

Businessman Holding a Computer Voodoo Doll
I'm angry at something. Obviously. Trust me, it's not always a good thing. Maybe it's my internet connection speed, maybe my bedside (or in-bed) manner, maybe my selection of music...whatever it is, I'm angry at life and something's got to change before I destory someone (or something). Anger management recommended.

What piece of photography are you?

Find out at The Stock Photo Quiz.

Kool - How kool is this?

This sweet mini PC is similar in size to a CD player and weighs only 1.9 pounds! It's powered by a 1Ghz Pentium III processor and 256 MB of ram to tackle most any application. The Cappuccino GX1 also includes all standard I/O ports such as parallel, serial, video, network and 2 USB ports. This is one hot little PC! [thinkgeek.com]

I NEEEED this. I don't know why but I feel strangely cumpulsive to buy the little thing. I'm glad I don't have the funds to do so. WHEW.

On a side note. I was just on hold with Pioneer Electroncs customer service for about a good 15 minutes, trying to order the remote I lost for my headunit. I'd like to thank the Lord almighty for speaker phone. After I woke up out of hiberation while waiting for a CS rep, I was able to order the replacement part without a hassle. DOH! It did come out to $28 including shipping, which I guess isn't that bad. I was thinking of ordering 2 because I'm a klutz and can't seem to find anything I actually need. I ended up ordering just one because of the hefty price but hopefully I won't loose this one.

Education - Littleyellowdifferent is possibly my #1 blog of choice every morning. Ernie is both informative, whitty and never fails to educate us all. So I give you, phrases I learned from today's LYD entry.

Rice Queen - White guy who likes Asian guys

Sticky Rice - Asian male attracted to another Asian male

Potato Queen or Snow Queen - Asian male attracted to white guys

I know what your thinking. "John... are you gay?" The answer is, no I'm not... even though my LOBSTER says otherwise. But I do respect the community and all it has to offer. Although I don't have the biggest list of gay people in my life, the few that I do have are great friends. Its a matter of preference. In today's changing times, I wouldn't be surprised if the person you say hi to at work has already gone both ways. In my opinion, more power to you and "whatever floats your boat". You see, if it wasn't for gay and lesbian relationships, there wouldn't be any interesting PORN to download!

FILIPINO - I was looking for a big list of curse words in every language [something you mentioned JOY!] anyways I came across this page [?] So I'd like to share with you some of the highlights that I have learned or I thought were just fobbishly ** funny. And if your wondering, the answer is YES, I am a Filipino who cannot speak Tagalog because it doesnt roll off my tongue but still understands it. And yes, I like to sound FOB-abulous from time to time using my limited Filipino curse words. [Because as a Filipino-American, it is my duty to teach everyone else how to say, "Putang ina mo.... go ahead try it Billy... it means Good Morning in Filipino....]

Anak ng tinapa [son of a smoked fish]

Walang Hiya [without shame.... my mom loves this phrase]

Anak ng puta [Child of a whore]

Putang ina mo [Your mother is a whore]

Punyeta [Cunt....I did not know that.... but now I will because my dad uses that word from time to time]

kantutin mo ang nanay mo [mother fucker or go fuck your mother....quite interesting]

As you can see. Filipino is fun and exciting. I can't wait to get to the Philippines where I may be kidnapped by a bunch of hostile Binladen Muslim flips and held for ransom because I am an American. YAY!

** I believe that is a new word.... give credit, bow down!!

Dry Bear - Get it? What bear was operating the car? The Dri-ber.... haha. Anyways I was reading usr/bin/grl where she mentions this article. [?] A 40 car pile up with at least 2 people dead in Fresno, California. Geez, I thought I was a sucky driver. One thing that I do have to admit about Cali for the short time I was there, lots of time driving from one place to another.

Anyone watching the Olympics tonight? [yes, all two of you who read this.] I hope the Philippines wins something. HAHHAA. Yeah right. As much as I love my birthplace, my origin, my family, the Philippines has a better chance of being the first people on Pluto than to have them place in any event at that Winter Games. Reminds me of that movie Cool Runnings, about the Jamaican bobsled team.

Ja-maan. Yah Boomba-clot eh? Bati-bouy dem... BUKAYA!

I was in my co-op class yesterday wondering what everyone else is doing. I bet everyone is doing a cool job, unlike mine. It turns out that the ones with the most interesting jobs are the ones in the broadcasting or media major. One guy is working with Judge Millian [the young red headed one] from TV. I believe she's on UPN or something like that during the day. The only asian chick [who I believe is filipino... according to her FOBish accent] is working with the Z100 promo team. DAMN. How freakin' cool is that. She gets to go to all the concerts and all of Z100's events. Makes me want to change majors for the 100th time. It turns out that the guys who answer the phones at Z100 [Stick and Tim Louie], both happen to be former Bergen Community Co-Op students. I have found my inspiration without perspiration!

Move - Check out this small movie about a small man and your browser. Entertainment for those with 2 second attention spans. [Shakeitbabe!]

That reminds me. Today I have to order the missing remote for my Pioneer head unit. It seems painful, almost inconvenient not to have one on hand. Just in case I'm busy driving and the stereo is too far to reach. Laziness? I think not. It's called, "Productive time management".

Britney - Amazing new evidence of how Britney has no REAL breast size. Quite Interesting [?] She must have the power to "morph" or something, because THAT is freakin' amazing.

My wierd conversation with one of my bestest buddies.. "G" [his name has been protected in order to ensure his safety but here's his email.... hahahah] Plus I'm extra bored at work. So this is what I do.

g: finally watching brotherhood of the wolf tonite?
g: or r u gonna work on that 170 average?
Super Tikki God: ah ... is it today?
g: yup
Super Tikki God: 177 first game last time .... 120 the next .... 100 the next .... 94 the next 130 something the next
Super Tikki God: im so fuckin good
g: consistency is the key, young ladybug
Super Tikki God: yea ... im constantly over 80
g: or young grasshopper, if u prefer
Super Tikki God: nah i like ladybugs
Super Tikki God: cause they arent really women!
Super Tikki God: they're MALES ... muahaha
g: what do u mean its not a woman?
g: i swear... she looked like one
Super Tikki God: lady bugs aren't ladies
Super Tikki God: they're actually Thai prostitute boys
g: i feel dirty
Super Tikki God: her ID said she was 18 ....
g: she was 18 officer...i swear
g: ahhh...it sucks to be over 18
Super Tikki God: true
g: im starting my life over
Super Tikki God: as what
Super Tikki God: women's underwear
g: i think i'll start over when i was 15
Super Tikki God: like ... incarnation
g: i'm yeah
g: im going back to high school

Quite interesting G... Quite interesting..

ANIME! - Japanese for Anime Lovers[!] Awesome!! [yoinked off of usr/bin/grl]

If you do anything. ANYTHING on my website, Please please. Download this music video: YATTA! [7.7mb asf format] Beware it does contain half naked Japanese men but its SOOO funny.

YATTA! YATTA! YATTA!

No wonder I love Japanese culture. [flashback: SNL skit - japanese game show with Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Alec Balwin]
Hey.. I just noticed the link was served from NJIT [PSI U!!!!]. I wonder who that may be.... Anyways, If you see someone humming YATTA! YATTA! and their the initials are RRS, you'll know who to thank.

LINKS - Here are some interesting links: Detachable Penis Adventure & Other Children's Books / Groom Killed by Stripper: FALSE / Back in time with VR / need more [? ]

Once again. I take yet another internet test. I hoping for more of a Limp Bizkit type but I guess I'm just too "Square". But wait, if I were Justin... then I'd get to fuck with Britney! YAY. "I'm a SLavvvvvvvve for you ... uh uh uh..."

HRMMM - I really haven't written alot this week. I blame it due to the new work load from school and my job. Yes. Wouldn't it be wierd to just go crazy one day? Like those guys who wore all the bulletproof armor they can find and out-gunned the police? I really shouldn't talk like that, I might get in trouble. God forbid someone mistakes me for a "disgruntled suburbonite who has no friends but still happens to be on the honor" ... yea .....those people .... in the wise words of Chris Rock, "Those are some CRAZY-ass Crackers...."

Wait. I just noticed that every morning that I work [which isn't all that much], I drop by Dunkin' Donuts for a jump start. And every morning, I grab a handful of napkins to last me the day. Two seconds ago I opened my drawer, only to find a stack [40 or so] of Dunkin' Donut napkins. WTF? What the hell am I going to do with that many Dunkin Donut napkins? Oh well....

AWESOME! Read this paragraph and read the number of F's


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FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-

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IC STUDY COMBINED WITH

THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.


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How many did you find? I found the correct number but some other people didn't. [?]. No offense MARK, but that script on DaveNet is something you would do ...... HAHAHA don't be mad, cause its TRUE baby!