Digital Feng Shui

I Oughta.

Here, I'm gonna have some fun harping on something somone blurted out... I poked fun and then this person retorted back with a conditional threat. But what concerns me is that he said "when" instead of "if". And from shoddy MTV soaps, we know that a drunken mouth speaks a sober mind. So... When. Not if. When? Am I to have faith in this when? Am I supposed to fulfill this when? Can I revel in the pleasure (or massive unpleasure) I would receive in contradicting this when statement? I dunno. I don't know.