I'm in no position to actually use this joke (hah, I think I made it up myself) but I still think it's funny.
Hey Brother So-and-so. // Yes, Brother Whatever? // How do we get rid of this stain/mess/thing? // Hmm... (vocative) Pledge!
Get it? No? ...
Posted by Mark Canlas at January 15, 2003 09:21 PM