Digital Feng Shui

So Little Effort.

Taking a cue from whoever is feeling happy this year, I guess I'll feel the same way... No need to be sour all the time. Just some of the time.

Anyway, my food artillery consists of (and will continue to consist of) that easy to prepare Mac and Cheese stuffs, frozen dinners, heat 'em up Campbell's soup, Cup Noodles (notice the illogical lack of Of?), Starkist Tuna snackies, and probably more Wheat Thins and Orangade and bottled Dasani (because blue makes the water taste better). All easy to make guilty pleasures. Oh yeah, and Pop Tarts for any visitors from over the pond (the bastards)... Let's not focus on how unhealthy those foods are or what a lazy fzck Mark is... Let us all revel in the goodness that is effortless food preparation. I mean, what the hell, why would anyone subject themselves to exterting some extraordinary amount of effort for food... Yield, people. Effort to yield ratio.