April 08, 2004

On Consdering One's Sexuality

What does "I consider myself straight," actually mean? "I... dipped into both cups, but I'm really affirming that I didn't." You mean, there was a point where you had to consider? I dunno. I'm under the impression that participation precedes consideration, henceforth, you are what you are.

"I eat Arthur's steak [mmm...], but I consider myself vegitarian."

"I've only gotten blow jobs, but I consider myself a virgin."

"I've only done everything there is except that, but I consider myself a virgin."

Umm, okay... You go on and keep telling yourself that. Yeah.

YeaayaH!!! WHAT!!! OkaY!!!!

Posted by Mark Canlas at April 8, 2004 12:08 PM
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