My roommate has this friend and this friend has a site. And on this site, which lacks post-specific links, he writes of crunktifornication. Never before have I read such an amusing yet eloquently written piece. A dialectic of two vices, if you will.
Just what is this term, you ask, “Crunktifornication”? It is the very goal, the pinnacle of my existence and crux of my being. It is what I strive for, from the moment I wake until the moment I pass out; I say pass out because it necessarily requires one to pass out from drunkenness. Crunktifornication, its etymology, stems from two phat words. The first, crunk, aka crunktified, crunked, get my crunk on, etc, is quite simply, getting mad retarded primarily through alcoholic means. As you will learn in a moment, this is the easy part. The second word, one that is actually in the English language, is “fornicate”, meaning, fuck, bone, tap, et cetera. Put the two together and we have a beautiful concept that involves two very, very beautiful things.Posted by Mark Canlas at April 16, 2004 10:40 AM