I often bookmark Slashdot humor because I think the comments are funny and witty and just... A feeling of I wish I had said that.
Here's one. Don't anthropomorphize X. It/they hate that.
Why it's funny (the real killler, haha): The unmentioned party is warned of anthropomorphizing or giving human-like characteristics to a thing or set of things. The informant then goes on to reason that the warning is due to the thing or set of things ability to dislike said attribution/judgement, where the act of dislike is innately human.
Ahh, the ironing is delicious.
Posted by Mark Canlas at February 23, 2005 12:38 AM