June 01, 2005

Idiot at Starbucks

Maybe I was mumbling... Here's what just transpired.

Next customer. What would you like?

Grande soy mocha.

[The dude spends like a minute punching in receipts which have nothing to do with my order and my Starbucks experience. Thanks for wasting my time, ass.]

Grande soy latte.

Mo-cha.

[Punch, punch, punch...]

Iced grande soy mocha.

What?

Iced grande soy mocha.

What? No.

What's the drink, sir?

Grande soy mocha.

Notice how the conversation starts and ends with "Grande soy mocha" and a condescending look of disdain that only an INTJ can deliver chilled. Thanks, asshole. Thanks for causing me all this undo stress and being a complete idiot. [Insert unnecessary comment affirming why you work at Starbucks.]

Posted by Mark Canlas at June 1, 2005 05:04 PM
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