November 20, 2005

Quantum Entanglement as a Euphemism for Sex

Sometimes I think I'm going a little overboard with these "obvious" titles... But they say it makes for easier scanning.

Uno: "Quantum Entanglement". Is that what the geek kids are calling it these days? "Excuse me, but you stimulate the neurons in my hypothalamus. Would you like to come over to my place and study quantum entanglement?"

Dos: Call it whatever the hell you want; geeks still won't get any.

Tres: That would be the classical interpretation. In quantum physics the likelihood is just incredibly small.

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Posted by Mark Canlas at November 20, 2005 12:57 PM
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