Pork Fat Rules as a Holiday Treat
Every time my brother and I watch the Food Network, specifically Iron Chef, we continually wonder... How come bacon was never a secret ingredient? Disappointed? Surely. But here's something my brothers have found to meet that monthly pork fat quota. Presenting... The Bacon of the Month Club! It sounds crazy, I know. I can even feel my heart slowing down in anticipation of the goods. Here's what you get:
- Twelve different artisan bacon delivered to your door each month
- Informative notes on all bacon selections
- Discounts on Grateful Palate bacon products and bacons
- Bacon of the Month Club Membership Card
- The Bacon Strip—Our monthly bacon comic strip for members only
- The Bacon of the Month Club Pig Ballpoint Pen
- A Little Rubber Toy Pig
- One free Bacon Tee-Shirt
That's wild!! Hog wild even. =/ I did think about subscribing, I mean, for a hot sec. But I'm low on funds and I don't think my heart could take the abuse. Besides, how would this at all fit in my New Year's resolution to be awesomely awesome? It'd probably just make everything that much for difficult. So adieux, ye pork fat...
Que sera, sera.
Posted by Mark Canlas at December 23, 2005 05:07 PM