December 18, 2006

Fuck You, Dr. Phil

Check out this YouTube clip of Dr. Phil kicking the Bumfights creator off the Dr. Phil show. The guy in question is the creator of Bumfights. As Keith and the Girl have mentioned, this whole thing was set up.

After watching a healthy portion of Bumfights footage, Dr. Phil says that he doesn't want to talk to the guy anymore. Uhh, hello, stupid? If you didn't want to talk to the guy, why did you invite him on your show? Notice that right before Dr. Phil says "stop the tape", the video playing actually has the premade video static filter cut right into it. This was definitely planned from the get-go. Dr. Phil didn't cut off anybody. He just said those words to make it look like he did.

Then, the guy says to Dr. Phil, "If you think I exploit people, every time you bring a guest on this show, you exploit them and spread whatever problems they have to the whole world." Hah, way to call him out on it. The best part is that Dr. Phil doesn't even respond to the guy. Good job avoiding the question, jackass. Dr. Phil just doesn't want to admit he's made a career out of exploiting weaker individuals, even if he does "help" them.

Dr. Phil responds with, "keep telling yourself that," and the audience has no choice but to clap. What a bunch of sheep. Why don't you applaud the Bumfights guy for such a slick setup?

The guy says, "I'm not finished talking to you." Then there's this completely juvenile exchange of "yeah you are" and "no I'm not" and "yeah you are" and "no I'm not" and "yeah you are". Dr. Phil! You sound like a fucking two-year old! You're a grown ass man! Why stoop to this sort of tactic. For ratings I bet. Why don't you go fuck yourself and then talk on your show about how much of a pansy you are.

Dr. Phil contiues with, "I just watched that footage and that is absolutely despicable, and I refuse to publicize that." Guess what, fuck-knot, you just did. You just aired and publicized Bumfights footage on national broadcast television. The ironing is delicious!

Maybe this is some sort of mega-conspiracy set up by the morality police... To firmly assign sides about who is morally correct, and who is not. Either way, we now know the truth.

Dr. Phil, fuck you!

Posted by Mark Canlas at December 18, 2006 11:53 AM | TrackBack