From a buddy of mine...
For fuck's sakes, its like geometry. If it don't go in, change the angle and pound harder. Mind you, I got a C in geometry.
In the tradition of all things Internet and stupid, here's a video (Flash) of "two Chinese boys" lip-syncing to "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys. It's funny in that crazy Asian people doing weird things kinda way. What's more disturbing, however, is the right sidebar of related videos. It seems to be populated with more videos of them. Hopefully it will lead to a click, and hilarity will ensue. Anyway, go Asian people. You're now famous. [a la Towleroad]
I love how their Asian lip-syncing does a terrible job of matching English lyrics. And they also make crazy faces... Eh, it's mildly amusing. There seems to be "As Long As You Love Me" as well as other hits. I'm really digging the matching uniforms they sometimes wear, although it just makes me think of Japanese sports teams. Conformity is most honorable!
Black jackets... =)