Check out this YouTube clip of Dr. Phil kicking the Bumfights creator off the Dr. Phil show. The guy in question is the creator of Bumfights. As Keith and the Girl have mentioned, this whole thing was set up.
After watching a healthy portion of Bumfights footage, Dr. Phil says that he doesn't want to talk to the guy anymore. Uhh, hello, stupid? If you didn't want to talk to the guy, why did you invite him on your show? Notice that right before Dr. Phil says "stop the tape", the video playing actually has the premade video static filter cut right into it. This was definitely planned from the get-go. Dr. Phil didn't cut off anybody. He just said those words to make it look like he did.
Then, the guy says to Dr. Phil, "If you think I exploit people, every time you bring a guest on this show, you exploit them and spread whatever problems they have to the whole world." Hah, way to call him out on it. The best part is that Dr. Phil doesn't even respond to the guy. Good job avoiding the question, jackass. Dr. Phil just doesn't want to admit he's made a career out of exploiting weaker individuals, even if he does "help" them.
Dr. Phil responds with, "keep telling yourself that," and the audience has no choice but to clap. What a bunch of sheep. Why don't you applaud the Bumfights guy for such a slick setup?
The guy says, "I'm not finished talking to you." Then there's this completely juvenile exchange of "yeah you are" and "no I'm not" and "yeah you are" and "no I'm not" and "yeah you are". Dr. Phil! You sound like a fucking two-year old! You're a grown ass man! Why stoop to this sort of tactic. For ratings I bet. Why don't you go fuck yourself and then talk on your show about how much of a pansy you are.
Dr. Phil contiues with, "I just watched that footage and that is absolutely despicable, and I refuse to publicize that." Guess what, fuck-knot, you just did. You just aired and publicized Bumfights footage on national broadcast television. The ironing is delicious!
Maybe this is some sort of mega-conspiracy set up by the morality police... To firmly assign sides about who is morally correct, and who is not. Either way, we now know the truth.
Dr. Phil, fuck you!
Must've been a knee-slapper at the office the day they wrote this:
[Major League Baseball player Chien-Ming] Wang shines as Yankees blow out Jays
Uno: Just set it and forget it!
Dos: Uno takes the same approach for VCR programming, rotisserie cooking, and child raising.
(Uno is someone.... who we've always thought should never be in charge of a human life... He currently has two.)
[23:14] foo: i figured you'd be all about that [ipod belt clip/case i showed you]
[23:23] self: no? i hate belt clips
[23:23] self: i already bought a case yesterday
[23:36] foo: i know you did i was just saying
[23:36] foo: i know you love belt clips
[23:36] foo: like strap ons
Zing.
[Bar and company goof off on mailing list during work hours]
Foo: Your bosses really need to give you guys more work!
Bar: Maybe your bosses need to give you a cold glass of shut the fuck up!!
Foo: They already do. =(..
A hour long (ish) video clip of Indian-Canadian comedian Russel Peters in New York a la Google Video.
From a buddy of mine...
For fuck's sakes, its like geometry. If it don't go in, change the angle and pound harder. Mind you, I got a C in geometry.
In the tradition of all things Internet and stupid, here's a video (Flash) of "two Chinese boys" lip-syncing to "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys. It's funny in that crazy Asian people doing weird things kinda way. What's more disturbing, however, is the right sidebar of related videos. It seems to be populated with more videos of them. Hopefully it will lead to a click, and hilarity will ensue. Anyway, go Asian people. You're now famous. [a la Towleroad]
I love how their Asian lip-syncing does a terrible job of matching English lyrics. And they also make crazy faces... Eh, it's mildly amusing. There seems to be "As Long As You Love Me" as well as other hits. I'm really digging the matching uniforms they sometimes wear, although it just makes me think of Japanese sports teams. Conformity is most honorable!
Black jackets... =)
Just When I Get Out via Penny Arcade:
Gabe: We're not here about [your drinking problem]. The guild needs a level 60 priest, and you need to cowboy up.Tycho: You don't care if I'm drinking at nine in the morning?
Gabe: Man, I don't care if you do shots of Liquid Plumbr. Just, fucking, you know... Log on.
From that same mailing list...
say helicopter... now chop off the copter... and then say it again now chop off the i... and then say it ... OoOOo!!! You said the H worrrrrrddd..... you are goinggggg theeerrrreeeee OooOoO!!!!
I totally feel like a three year old.
Oh, by the way, coolest thing ever happened. I renewed my license and I'm not 21 yet. So, I got the ghetto Under 21 License. But... This means I can be under 21 for another five years. That's hot. (tm) =)
Jacked from a mailing list between my brothers...
Huey: Who was the genius that came up with blowing on the games to make them work?Dewey: LoL!!! there was never a handbook or any other documented instructions on blowing game cartriges.. it was just something us smart kids knew. if its dirty, blow it... right Louie?
I often bookmark Slashdot humor because I think the comments are funny and witty and just... A feeling of I wish I had said that.
Here's one. Don't anthropomorphize X. It/they hate that.
Why it's funny (the real killler, haha): The unmentioned party is warned of anthropomorphizing or giving human-like characteristics to a thing or set of things. The informant then goes on to reason that the warning is due to the thing or set of things ability to dislike said attribution/judgement, where the act of dislike is innately human.
Ahh, the ironing is delicious.
Man, teh intraweb is crazy!
Crazy?
Crazy like a fox!
Usage: Blank! Blank like a fox!